SHIT I SAY SOMETIMES

BITCH I MIGHT BE

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notyourplayground:

pinabutterjam:

pinabutterjam:

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

in the age of keyboards: carpel tunnel

in the age of writing by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of squeezing water out of wet clothes after cleaning them by hand: carpel tunnel

in the age of using hand-sized stone tools: carpel tunnel

#besties i am starting to think the human skeletal system might just be trash (via @cicerfics)

you are not wrong bestie

(via ii-zi)

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grim-omens:

elizamaru:

Miss A. Z. Fell, in the style of John Singer Sargent.

Actually this one turned out to be much tighter than I wanted so I’m really wondering if it looks Sargent enough. Sprezzatura and me just never got along very well…

The main reference painting for this piece is Rose-Marie Ormond (1912). Sargent referred to the lady as “the most charming girl that ever lived.” Coming from someone as formidable as him, this remark is really something…

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Damn

(via on-our-own-side)

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toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account:

being a student during peak pandemic was so fucking surreal like. “it’s not an excuse to fall behind” I cannot stress enough to you how much A Worldwide Plague Upending Life As We Know It is literally one of The Top Three Reasons to fall behind

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kirsten-is-writing:

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paperclippedmime:

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Found on twitter, going to adopt this now

Writer friends, tell me how many WIPs and how many UFOs you have. I have 2 WIPs and [redacted] UFOs (jk it’s around 16 across my three main fandoms)

going one step further… another yarn craft term that writers should put into use is frogging. If you don’t like the project, but the yarn is good, you can frog it (take it apart) and reuse it for another project.

I think a lot of writers don’t give themselves credit for how many of their ufos have actually been frogged, ie that particular project has been abandoned, but the concept, characters, or setting has been taken and reused on a new project.

Almost all of my abandoned fanfics have been frogged. You’ll find the pieces of them in my original work

my favourite thing about frogging and why it’s called that is because you… rip it rip it (ribbit ribbit)

But! yes! I wholeheartedly concur. I keep “line graveyards” for works that I keep frogging and they wind up being so useful later.

as someone who’s in the writing community AND crocheting/knitting community, i approve of this message

(via nemesis-is-my-middle-name)

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zaxal:

the metatron: thus concludes my 1367098 slide powerpoint presentation about why aziraphale is objectively the worst angel and you should let me unwrite him and his snake from reality

god: grow up. aziraphale has literally never sinned. the atrocities are part of him and i’ve decided they’re funny.

(via anthonyandaziraphale)

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greelin:

greelin:

my dark twisted secret is i always use my turn signals whenever possible because i believe they were included in vehicles for a reason. i’m a bit of a freak this way. a weirdo

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many funny and true things going on in the notes. but also

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what the hell is going on up there.

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i-kissed-your-dad-lol-69:

when I read good omens I fully interpreted ineffable husbands as an asexual couple because like…. they’re supernatural beings that don’t really jibe with human sex

but in the show they have so much sexual tension and I think that’s because Michael Sheen always looks like he’s ready to jump David Tennent’s bones at any given moment and he’s so real for that